TODAY'S LOOK: SAGGING LIKE A LADY

I was never into the whole boyfriend jean look, especially because most of the time sagging makes you look like you want to have an amorous encounter with another prisoner in a penitentiary. There, I said it. Let General Larry Platt take it from here.

TODAY'S LOOK: THE ARIZONIAN ADVENTURES OF ABY WARBURG AND T.S. ELIOT.

What a misleading title! I wish it was appropriate for today's post, but clearly I just could not contain my little deceptive self.

POSSIBLY BLOGGING AGAIN, NEW MOODBOARDS, A PEEK OF MY ROOM

Hello, fans!

I have to apologize yet again for my unruly behavior regarding the management of this blog. In fact, I have been just about as unruly about this as a drunk and obnoxious middle-aged and balding sales representative in a shady strip club ('Shake that money maker!').
And exactly like the said gentleman, I am terrible at keeping promises (although mine never involve step-children.)
Oh, gosh... This intro was terrible. But, I beg you! Keep reading for actual fashion pictures.

TODAY'S LOOK: DON'T NEED SUN WHEN YOU HAVE THESE

 

Where are you, my dearest sun? Your absence has put me through many miserable months, spent half lethargically, and half in close contact with high-calorie foods! I need your blessed rays back to shine on me and free me from my seasonal depression.

Or... You know what? I don't need you. I have these bright green pants. Go fudge yourself, you unfaithful celestial body!

PUFFER COAT? MORE LIKE A PUFFER JOKE!

I feel like I am not as avid a shopper as I should be, considering the fact that on some days of my life I have the ambition to develop a fashion blog, yet every time I take an hour or two to do an in-depth shopping session in search of a particular product, I come across a huge inspiration prompting me to write a post.

Yesterday, I was inspired by something so utterly uninspiring that paradoxically I couldn't resist giving it some thought. What is this peculiar thing you ask? Well, you brought this on yourself.

See, here is a regular coat.

 

 (via: zara.com)